The Dark Emperor Manifesto

2. Aside from a primitive dependence on oxygen? Food. Definitely food. I get weak without it, I will do stupid things for it. Play the food card with me and you’ve an in.

7. I’ve a terrbile fear of heights, needles, and dead insects.

21. Did you know that Darwin’s biggest mistake when formulating his evolutionary theory was his misunderstanding of how traits were passed on? Rather than genes, or any other kind of hypothetical digital system, he believed in a process called ‘blending’, where, say, a long-necked giraffe and a short necked giraffe would produce a giraffe with a medium-sized neck. In fact, for many years after Mendel’s research into genes was revealed the Darwinists and Mendelists were bitter academic enemies over that one detail, even though today we know the truth. Just shows that you never know.

27. I’m too not human sometimes. It becomes easy to step out of my skin and look at the world purely objectively. I fear it causes trouble sometimes. I’m supposed to be subjective and prejudiced and illogical and passionate. Anything else seems to bother people.

There are probably other things, but that’s what’s getting me right now.