Conversation I had today.
”What kind of snacks do you want?“
"I want the kind of snack that will shave at least a year off the end of my life. I want the kind of snack that will sneak off down an artery during digestion and try to assassinate my heart directly. I want a snack that will do 1-3 points of damage per turn for 6-10 turns. I want a snack that comes out the other end exactly the same because my body refuses to touch it.”
“…so, what, pork rinds?”








